"B" is For Buttocks - Alphabe Thursday - September 30, 2010
B is for one’s buttocks,
I would not be so crass,
Being the Southern belle I am,
I’d never call them a*%#!
As an R.N. for four decades,
I’ve used them to give injections,
The gluteus maximus muscle,
Is best for preventing infections!
Those little chubby baby cheeks,
Are just the cutest thing,
It’s only when we’re aging,
We see what cellulite can bring!
If only we’d manage to exercise,
And give ourselves a push,
The pounds would not accumulate,
Upon one’s lovely tush!
Carmen Henesy
9-30-10
Copyright © 2010 Carmen Henesy.
All Rights Reserved.
nice entry:)
ReplyDeleteCome on over Carmen I have a little something for you to collect.
ReplyDeleteOh you make me laugh! I can't believe this photo is of the Pacific Coast- it looks just like the West Coast of Ireland. Except you were probably a lot warmer!
ReplyDeleteFabulous! I'm sure you will get an "A". Thank you for making me smile this morning.
ReplyDeleteLa @ A Musing Potpourri
Nicely done . It rhymes so nice :)
ReplyDeleteWhat a cute post! I watched my little grandson run around with his diaper off last night and his little butt is just the cutest thing! Actually, there isn't anything about him that isn't cute!
ReplyDeleteheehee
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Ha, Ha, Ha. This was the best Carmen. Too funny. It made my day. Good job.
ReplyDeleteToo funny, I love it!
ReplyDeleteLove your picture above also. It's a beautiful scene.
LOL...this just made my day. Too funny. :)
ReplyDeleteThis is just fabulously fun to read, Carmen! I can't believe you made buttock a poem :-)
ReplyDeleteYear since last heard that word. Thank you for the memories. Please have a good new month and Friday too.
ReplyDeletedaily athens
Tush it is!
ReplyDeletehahaha... you cracked me up. nice one.
ReplyDeleteThis one made me laugh, as I expected when I saw the title. I always know your poems will be good.
ReplyDeletehahahhaaa.... wow... wasn't expecting it.... but it was hillarious...... especially the last two lines.... the push - tush
ReplyDeleteimriz -
ReplyDeletea little bit silly, I think, but I had fun doing it.
Retiredandcrazy -
I'll work on my award this weekend...thanks, my dear, for thinking of me.
magsmcc -
I'm happy I made you a laugh. I can't believe in all my years of travel, I never made it to Ireland...and I'm Irish!
La -
It seems like a lot of folks got a smile about my poetic efforts for this "B" post.
Jackie -
This was a fun poem to write. Some are far too serious.
Rocky Mountain Woman -
I agree, little baby butts are indeed so pinchable. You were brave to let your grandson
go diaperless. My kids, inevitably, peed as soon as theirs was off!
Sue -
I think that poem was more fun that my one about "Liver and Onions."
Viki -
I am happy that I helped you have a laugh today!
Bonnie -
Glad you liked my poem...and my header. It's a spot just a few miles from my house. I go there often, it's so breathtaking.
Thom -
I enjoyed writing this poem and I am so glad you got a kick out of it, too.
Icy BC -
Trust me, Icy, I can do a poem about anything...I'm glad you like this buttock poem.
ρομπερτ -
I hope my poem gave you a good laugh. October is my birthday month so I try to celebrate the entire 31 days!! You have a great month, too.
Sharkbytes (TM) -
I guess, writing poems like this, I'll never rival the great poets!!
ruthi -
My sons just rolled their eyes when I read this poem to them.
Ratty -
It's so good to see you back. I have really missed you. I know I should be writing love poems and not stuff about buttocks but that's just me. Glad you had a laugh...and I hope you are getting better, day by day.
Hitesh -
I love making you laugh!
Hi, thanks for stopping by and comment at my blog. I'm your newest follower^^
ReplyDeleteAmiko
:) that was good, Carmen!!
ReplyDeleteOh carmen as I eat my chocolate I ponder my buttocks and it's size...phooey.
ReplyDeleteCarmen! Carmen! What a wonderfully hilarious treat of humorous writing.
ReplyDeleteI loved this stop!
It was really, really great!
Thank you for the smile and thank you for linking.
A+
I am so late to this party! I love this post. Funny stuff. I am an RN too!
ReplyDeleteHave a great day!