I wrote this poem awhile back when I was attending a wedding
that was constantly interrupted by ringing cell phones, including
that of the bride groom!!!
They ring out everywhere,
In ring tones that are hideous,
Making people stop and glare.
In all sorts of public places,
About all sorts of private things,
With no shame upon their faces.
May have a ringing phone intrude,
When a thoughtless theater goer,
Is mannerless and rude!
It's time for rings and things,
But from the groom's tuxedo pocket,
His blasted cell phone rings!
It be required that we get,
At least a basic training course,
In cell phone etiquette!
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