We people of the human race,
Complain and carry on,
In keeping up with the Joneses,
Soon our money's gone.
At least we have two hands,
To scratch if we should itch,
Just think of this fat piggy,
When her skin begins to twitch!
Pretty smart, I must say,
A "scratching" post saved the day!
I am taking part in Friday Flash 55.
Join MrKnowItAll & the gang to
have some fun.
As I headed to the market in Jaipur, I came upon a pig entourage.
Mama and three babies. Babies had to wait while Mama
scratched her neck, then turned around and scratched
her backside.
What a fun to read this post.
ReplyDeleteHappy stay in India.
It was fun to see, Rainfield. I always heard pigs were smart animals.
Deleteworse for a pig too since they dont sweat and all....kinda glad i am not a pig...but then again they have 30 minute orgasms so you take the good with the bad...
ReplyDeleteYou are so funny...now where did you learn that pigs have 30 minute orgasms?? You weren't a farm hand ever, were you??
DeleteCarmen Electra....
ReplyDeleteHome for 6 months? Good, now maybe we'll see a bit more of your witty ditties!!
Loved your Porcine 55
Thanks for playing, and have a Hare Vishnu Week-End
Thank you dear Galen. I will certainly miss India but the wine here is deplorable and I will spend the whole time at home fortifying myself with good CA vintages.
DeleteI've heard that pigs are smart...some people keep them as pets..well, maybe not in India. I'm glad mama found something to scratch her itch!
ReplyDeleteIt's amazing here. You see pigs running loose, camels pulling carts & cows EVERYWHERE, sometimes in the middle of busy streets, stopping traffic.
DeleteGreat thoughts indeed. Haven't seen for ages a pig. Please have a good weekend.
ReplyDeleteI see pigs all over the place, foraging in piles of garbage put out on the street. I don't know if anyone owns them or not.
DeleteThis is such an adorable post and so precious that you found such a cute picture too. Is this in India? Taken by you? Great job!Mine is here
ReplyDeleteHave you an AWESOME WEEKEND!
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shakira
Shakira - it is lovely to see you. My India trip, this time, ends 16 Nov, after a 5 month stay in Jaipur. I'll be busily saving for air fare to return.
Deleteand you put it up from the scratch.. :D
ReplyDeleteWhat a delightful 55! Scratching itches is never simple, is it?
ReplyDeleteWonderful, and delightful poem, Carmen!
ReplyDeleteOh the life of a pig, and your poem is just fantastic!
ReplyDelete... I put a scratching post on my shopping list :)
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